People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) yesterday sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield of Ben ‘n Jerry’s Ice Cream fame, asking them to replace the cow’s milk they currently use with human breast milk.

The letter brings to Cohen and Greenfield’s attention the Swiss restaurant, Storchen, which is about to introduce new menu items – including soups, stews and sauces – that are made up of at least 75 percent human breast milk. “If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk,” the letter says, “your customers - and cows - would reap the benefits.”

While I don’t doubt that this moove (sorry) would make some cows very happy, the idea of a dessert made with human breast milk gives me the willies.

That said, there are some interesting naming possibilities for a potentially booberific line of ice creams, including but not limited to:

-  Raspberry Nipple Ripple
-  Strawb-areola
-  Chubby Juggy
-  Boob-erry
-  Peach Suckle Buckle
-  Oreo Crush Thrush
-  Bouncing Apple Betty
-  Dulce de Leche League

Any other ideas?

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