Manix Condoms Proudly Presents “Tumescent of a Woman” (Hoo-ah!) PDF E-mail
J. Kristin Ament   
Thursday, 24 April 2008

 

A while back, I wrote about this spot for Orangina and what a grody orgy it was. Little did I know that another campaign would come along that would make that musical salute to bodily functions look like the episode of “Little House on the Prairie” where Tinker Jones, the kindhearted mute, helps the kids of Walnut Grove forge a new bell for Reverend Alden’s church.

 

I don’t think you ready for this jelly, but here goes. Behold the French print campaign for Manix condoms:

 

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It takes a lot to shock me, but sweet cracker sandwich! It’s like Salvadore Dali and Hieronymus Bosch begot a child named Beavis and stuck a paintbrush in his wee little hand. It’s a carnal carnival. It’s Alice in Wonderland where the “Eat Me” pill is Viagra. It’s a world where nipples, literally, grow on trees.

 

As was the case with that comparably tame Orangina spot, this is by another Parisian agency, this time CLM BBDO. I don’t know if they all just have their kicky berets on a little too tight over there, but isn’t this all just a BIT much? Really, it has all the subtlety of an anvil branded L’ACME falling on Wile E. Coyote’s head while he frantically services himself at the bottom of a cliff.

 

Sure, sex sells, but can we just put it away and zip up here, s’il vous plaît?

 

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Comments (5)Add Comment
Shwing!
written by Garth, April 24, 2008 11:46 AM
I wish I lived in France.
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written by frightened child, April 24, 2008 11:55 AM
Mommy, I'm scared.
summer vacation plans
written by Clark W. Griswold, April 24, 2008 12:00 PM
Note to self: don't take Rusty and Audrey to this amusement park.
should the argument be reversed?
written by dude, April 24, 2008 12:36 PM
Everyone talks about the U.S. being stuffy when it comes to risque advertising, but seriously, what is the Europeans' obsession with seeing just how far they can take it?
gasp?
written by Damp, April 24, 2008 03:55 PM
Were they really "seeing just how far they can take it"? Condom ads only need subtlety here in the states, where any real discussion about sex is verboten. We see these ads through the cataract of our abstinence- only, not-before-you're-married, shave-your-hairy-palms puritan culture. I think it's just another condom ad to them. A hurdling phallus backdropped by les grands tetons is innocuous and lighthearted, much like the European attitude about sex. A flower with a p*ssy on it? Oh c'mon. I can only hope what would get an instant boycott and weeks of Fox News coverage here in America might get a forced chuckle in ol' Paris. Look up their AIDS awareness ads. Full frontal naughty bits made up to look like venomous creatures. Cover your eyes, James Dobson!

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