Be a Portly Doofus – Eat Subway! PDF E-mail
Bryan K. Oekel   
Wednesday, 09 January 2008

 

I never really liked Jared, Subway’s original lovable oaf with the ultimate customer testimonial.  But the message was clear: eat Subway and lose weight (provided you don’t like mayonnaise or anything else at Subway that tastes good). But Subway’s brand endorsement from the imaginary portly doofus, Peter Griffin from “Family Guy,” doesn’t make sense to me. 

 

I can understand the desire to link your brand to a relevant pop culture icon. But not when it’s a dimwitted, culturally insensitive boob whose chin, mouth and nose are intentionally drawn to look like a…well, see for yourself:

 

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 (And if you’re not convinced, see “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane’s other popular character, “American Dad.”  Or perhaps I just have a dirty mind.)

 
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I get it, Subway. The massive Feast sandwich can even satisfy chin-balls fatty Peter Griffin. You’re reminding us that you have fun, calorie-laden food, and not just the lettuce and bread sandwiches that trimmed down good ol’ Jared’s posterior. 

 

Maybe it’s just me, but despite my admiration for the “Family Guy,” this campaign seems like a bad move. Is it off brand?  Or is does it make you crave a “fresh” Subway sandwich?

 

If it’s the latter, perhaps someday soon you can wash it all down with a cold Pawtucket Patriot Ale.  Gross.   

 

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lost my appetite
written by Hector A, January 09, 2008 02:52 PM
Bryan, I am glad to see that I'm not the only person who just sees, well, man parts when I look at Peter's face. And I agree that it's dumb for Subway to use him as a spokesman. Nothing about him makes me want to eat anything at all, much less something that is usually considered fresh and relatively healthy.
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written by toonfan, January 09, 2008 05:02 PM
These pics don't really do it justice. From other angles the characters definitely look even more like "man parts."
does anyone even watch Family Guy anymore?
written by mad hatter, January 10, 2008 08:35 AM
I didn't know Family Guy was still popular or relevant. That and the chin balls make me agree that it's all wrong for Subway. Doesn't exactly make me crave a hoagie for lunch today.
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written by Fred Boslogus, January 14, 2008 02:57 PM
I just finished off a "Feast". I was aware of it because of the Peter commercial, so I guess the ad worked even though it didn't influence my decision. It's a BMT and a tukey club combined ( my two Subway faves)..... very good if a bit pricey. You know what else, I'll try the Pawtucket Patriot if it ever gets into the stores around here.... I gave the new Naragansett a whirl after all.

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